Shut up, quiet person.

I liked reading this.  I do these things all the time to those quiet people.  They are so interesting.  Sometimes I set up interviews so I can talk with them.  I think this makes them feel normal.

5 Things You Can Do To Make A Quiet Person Feel Bad

A good trick

Men who have been in jail for a long time and are very vengeful often escape by the trick of pretending they are the dead guy in the cell next to them.*  The jailers foolishly toss them over a cliff or bury them alive instead of the real dead guy.  This is a great trick.

But I think an even greater trick is to fool everyone into thinking you're alive when you're actually dead.

*Refer to Edmond Dantés, Don Diego de la Vega, and Joseph

Two Eyes in Vision

Being blind was probably first made cool with Isaac, back when he thought Jacob was Esau and stuff.  It was cool for Jacob anyway.  And only for a moment, I guess.

The next time was probably in the movie Book of Eli.  At least, it seemed cool to me.  And only for a moment.

Now I realize blindness probably isn't that cool.  But being blind doesn't keep you from being cool!  And from the looks of it (no pun intended), the kids at the Bobbili Blind School are way cool.

Ironically, it's likely that the three people who will read this are the ones going on this trip.  : )  Sorry I'm such a lame promoter.  But just in case...

I know some cool cats who are heading to India to hang out with those kool kids in August.  They made a website and you can visit it by clicking on the heifer HeartSight logo at the top of the page.   Go visit.  Go read.  Go laugh.  And go give.

Google

Go to google.com and play me something.  Record it and leave it here.

Here's mine:  http://goo.gl/doodle/nXWc

We have been introduced. Immediate download.

Every Tear is a Waterfall